鍵盤俠歐神仙高效表現(xiàn)死神攻防拉胯烏度卡不叫暫停獺兔性感絕殺

【賽后貼】凱爾特人115-114戰(zhàn)勝籃網(wǎng)。

雙方關(guān)鍵球員數(shù)據(jù)：

凱爾特人：塔圖姆：31分4板8助5失誤、霍福德20分15板、布朗23分5板3助4斷2帽、斯瑪特20分7板6助2斷。

籃網(wǎng)：杜蘭特23分4板3助6失誤、歐文39分5板6助4斷、塞斯-庫里9分6助、克拉克斯頓13分8板3帽、德拉季奇14分5板。

[–]CelticsJordanwolf98 235 points 4 hours ago

In a world in which my heart gives out, we get 7 games

凱爾特人球迷：這樣的比賽會讓我得心臟病的，而我們卻要看7場……

[–][BOS] Marcus SmartDiseaseRidden 140 points 4 hours ago

What, are you trying to murder every Boston and Brooklyn fan?

凱爾特人球迷：7場？你莫不是想讓凱爾特人和籃網(wǎng)的球迷都去世？！

[–]1337speakMRS. BRAD STEVENS 1059 points 3 hours ago

FUCKING AMAZING Oh My Fucking God

凱爾特人球迷：過癮哪，過癮！

[–]CelticsHornyBastard37484739 163 points 4 hours ago

TATUM IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE COURT

凱爾特人球迷：塔圖姆就是場上最靚的仔！

[–]SunsBrazySmalls 767 points 4 hours ago*

31 points on 18 shots

8 assists

Lockdown defense on Durant

太陽球迷：18次出手就得31分，還有8次助攻。關(guān)鍵還防住了杜蘭特！

[–]BucksWild-Watch- 677 points 4 hours ago

KD : 23 points on 24 shots.

Sheeeeeeesh

雄鹿球迷：杜蘭特24投才23分。難以置信??！

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 1394 points 4 hours ago

Tatum was excellent this game. Playmaking in the first half and took over in the second. He has really progressed this season, especially in his decision making

球迷：塔圖姆本場打得合理！上半場組織球隊(duì)進(jìn)攻，下半場接管比賽。本賽季他進(jìn)步太大了，尤其是場上的決定，越來越合理！

[–]FlyingMockoSmart 63 points 4 hours ago

JT isn’t arriving, he’s arrived.

and we are all witnesses

凱爾特人球迷：塔圖姆已經(jīng)降臨！我們都是見證者！

[–]Whoareyou213Smart 52 points 3 hours ago

"it was just a layup"

Good answer JT

球迷：塔圖姆會云淡風(fēng)輕地告訴你：“那只不過是個上籃而已”

[–]CelticsBrinner 451 points 4 hours ago

Sexiest walkoff layup I've ever seen in my life

凱爾特人球迷：那可真是我這輩子見過的最性感的上籃了！

[–]Positive_Ad1947 646 points 3 hours ago

Damn. Udoka not calling timeout so Nets cant make a defensive set is ballsy.

球迷：烏度卡膽子真大，居然都不叫暫停！

[–]Raptorssmeg_ 237 points 3 hours ago

Coach called a double team on Kyrie at the end, then didn't call a timeout when they got the ball. Props on a rookie headcoach

猛龍球迷：最后時刻讓人去包夾歐文，拿到籃板后還不叫暫停。這是個菜鳥教練，你敢信？

[–]Lakersotiso_niloc 210 points 4 hours ago

Ime looks like a fool if they don’t score, but now he looks like a genius.

湖人球迷：如果那球沒進(jìn)，那烏度卡會被罵死！但現(xiàn)在你會覺得，真他娘的是個天才！

[–][UTA] Othyus Jefferstoasta_oven 2469 points 5 hours ago*

The defense on Durant and Kyrie the last possession. My God

爵士球迷：最后那個回合對歐文和杜蘭特的防守，天啦嚕！

[–]Lakersmrcarlita 75 points 4 hours ago

For real. That was more impressive than the final offensive possession

湖人球迷：講真，這防守確實(shí)比最后的絕殺讓人印象深刻！

Defense wins championships!!

凱爾特人球迷：防守贏得總冠軍！

[–]WarriorsBluestring35 228 points 4 hours ago

Bill Russell: Sagely nods

勇士球迷：比爾-拉塞爾點(diǎn)頭表示同意。

[–][BOS] Avery Bradleyjeffgreenfan 443 points 4 hours ago

Omg

In addition, fuck Kyrie

凱爾特人球迷：太精彩了！另外，fuck Kyrie

[–]Dickticklers 73 points 3 hours ago

You can see him constantly doing that crying motion to the crowd, so pretentious

球迷：你也看到他一直在挑釁現(xiàn)場球迷，太自大了

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[–]WarriorsMaplestori 301 points 3 hours ago

Kyrie: fasting for Ramadan and embrace peace and good heart, spiritual control and good discipline.

Also Kyrie: suck my dick bitch

勇士球迷：歐文說：要齋月禁食、擁抱和平、要有善良的心、精神控制和良好的紀(jì)律。歐文也說了：吃我XX，！

[–][CLE] Kyrie IrvingSomali_Kamikaze 4317 points 7 hours ago

Does anyone really have a problem with Kyrie giving as good as he gets? I thought it made the game so much better.

騎士球迷：只有我一個人覺得歐文這樣沒問題嗎？我覺得這讓比賽更有意思了！

[–]CelticsITsLoverBoy 64 points 7 hours ago*

I love it. I just want him to stop pretending he’s above this and “has moved on” when that’s clearly untrue

凱爾特人球迷：我也喜歡這樣！但他非要裝出一副“這事翻篇了”的樣子，可是自己明明沒有！

[–]Celticsabrooks1125 44 points 7 hours ago

I personally love when athletes do things like this. Humanizes everything.

But Kyrie doing it, and then trying to act like he’s some intellectual philosopher is a crock of shit.

凱爾特人球迷：個人來說，球員們情緒化一些沒什么的。但是歐文這么做了，然后又表現(xiàn)得像個睿智的哲人，這就很惡心了！

[–]CelticsGenuineMasshole 538 points 7 hours ago

Take the Trae Young approach.

凱爾特人球迷：他該學(xué)學(xué)吹楊！

相關(guān)新聞：特雷-楊談鞠躬慶祝

[–]BullsButlerFromDowntown 13 points 7 hours ago

I don’t think anyone would have a problem if Kyrie embraced the villain role like Trae has

公牛球迷：如果歐文像吹楊一樣，我覺得沒有人會這么反感！

[–]TimberwolvesNubras 786 points 5 hours ago

Couldn’t happen to a more annoying guy! Fantastic game by him, undeniably.

森林狼球迷：不能否認(rèn)歐文的精彩表現(xiàn)。但是，也真沒見過比他更讓人煩的家伙了！

[–]Magicdurklil 1388 points 5 hours ago

Kyrie masterclass ruined like that lol

魔術(shù)球迷：歐神仙的表演就這么被毀了，哈哈哈

[–]76ersNumber1ish 109 points 5 hours ago

KD standing at the foul line letting Tatum run to the hoop watching Dragic and Kyrie guarding the paint… Wow.

76人球迷：杜蘭特就那么站在罰球線，讓塔圖姆跑過去接球，然后看著德拉季奇和歐文在防守禁區(qū)……哇哦

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 2051 points 8 hours ago

Who thinks to fucking spin there. Holy hell

雷霆球迷：誰能想到他來了個絲滑的轉(zhuǎn)身！亮瞎眼了！

[–]Kirk_likes_this 506 points 8 hours ago

The nets were surprised, to be sure

球迷：我敢肯定，籃網(wǎng)也驚呆了！

[–][PHI] Dario ?ari?EaglesPvM 419 points 8 hours ago

When Smart started dribbling I said “Smart’s gotta shoot!”

He proved me a fool, great pass

76人球迷：當(dāng)斯瑪特帶球突進(jìn)來時我說“斯瑪特要投了”，然后他用一記精妙的傳球證明我是個小可愛！

[–]CelticsUndercoverButch 5 points 8 hours ago

His name really fits

凱爾特人球迷：“聰明哥”真聰明！

[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidNotsozander 462 points 8 hours ago

The pass was behind him a bit, probably helped the decision

76人球迷：那個傳球有點(diǎn)靠后，塔圖姆就決定順勢來個轉(zhuǎn)身！

[–]BucksRedLeader5480 66 points 8 hours ago

The refs said it didn’t count at first and they had to check real quick

雄鹿球迷：裁判員第一時間居然說這球不算！好在他們看回放了！

[–]Rocketsyooston 80 points 8 hours ago

Really? He so obviously got it off in time I thought they were checking to see if any time was remaining

火箭球迷：真的嗎？很明顯他在燈亮前出手??！我以為裁判看回放是為了確定進(jìn)球后是否還有時間剩余！

[–]Celticsftlftlftl 66 points 8 hours ago

It was obvious real time. But the refs were absolute fucking garbage all game so no surprise.

凱爾特人球迷：很明顯絕殺球有效！但考慮到裁判整場比賽的垃圾表現(xiàn)，這操作也就不奇怪了！

[–]Raptorsasapshrank 368 points 5 hours ago

incredible coaching by the celtics at the end, kyrie was way too hot not to double team, you had to risk the KD open shot

猛龍球迷：凱爾特人教練真的太敢了！歐文手感火熱不得不去包夾，但那可是冒著放杜蘭特空位投籃的風(fēng)險??！

[–]76ersuno_out271 185 points 5 hours ago

And they wanna play Ben Simmons too lol

Ben would be left so wide open. The hard doubles on KD and Kyrie would be so easy

76人球迷：他們還想讓本-西蒙斯上場呢，哈哈哈！西蒙斯會被完全放空，包夾杜蘭特和歐文也更容易！

籃網(wǎng)眾人：西蒙斯來幫忙啊，他們一直在得分！西蒙斯：嗚，我背疼！

[–]76ersRocketWarlock 781 points 5 hours ago

Yea the Celtics have years of experience ignoring Ben in the playoffs

76人球迷：是啊，在放空西蒙斯方面，凱爾特人有多年的經(jīng)驗(yàn)了！

[–]76ersdaregulater 4 points 5 hours ago

Do you know how painful it was for me today to root for the Celtics???

76人球迷：你知道讓我去支持凱爾特人有多痛苦嗎？？？

[–]76ersEaglesnSixers 202 points 6 hours ago

If there’s one thing we hate more than the Celtics it’s Ben Simmons. Makes me feel dirty but I’m rooting for the Celtics in this series

76人球迷：如果有比凱爾特人更讓我們討厭的，那一定是本-西蒙斯了。這輪系列賽我支持凱爾特人，即使這感覺像吃了蒼蠅一樣！

[–]76ersPearlsofRon 5 points 4 hours ago

This is it exactly. I generally dislike Boston teams but I fucking hate Ben Simmons, and whatever team he's on for the rest of his career will be my most hated team. Hope the dude wins nothing.

76人球迷：是這樣的，我也不喜歡凱爾特人，但我是真的厭惡西蒙斯。以后他去哪個隊(duì)，那個隊(duì)就是我最討厭的球隊(duì)。愿他一生無冠！

[–]CelticsSalty-Flamingo 120 points 6 hours ago

I would cheer for you guys against the Nets.

It is kind of dirty, but it has a "Beat LA" feeling too.

凱爾特人球迷：很高興你我兩家球迷能暫時統(tǒng)一戰(zhàn)線，雖然很別扭，但這就像大家都會“Beat LA”一樣！

[–]WetLikeALake 40 points 5 hours ago

Tatum cooked KD all game long on both ends hopefully it won’t happen again

球迷：塔圖姆在攻防兩端都拿捏了杜蘭特，希望以后別了！

[–]weasleyisronNicolas Claxton 78 points 5 hours ago

If only Clax made at least one of those free throws at the 2 minute mark. Damn

籃網(wǎng)球迷：最后兩分鐘里，克拉克斯頓能罰中一個球就好了！唉……

[–]iim_Mazz 18 points 6 hours ago

KD and Kyrie have to work like a horse to get a shot but the Celtics get wide open shots easy. The blame for that is coaching

球迷：杜蘭特和歐文累成狗了才能獲得投籃機(jī)會，但是凱爾特人卻輕易就能獲得空位出手機(jī)會。這鍋，教練得背！

[–]MacaronEcstatic8095 5 points 6 hours ago

chill guys. kd had a bad game but we only lost by 1… many things can be worked on, wednesday is gonna be good

球迷：杜蘭特打的是不好，但我們也只是輸了一場。我們能做的還有很多，我相信周三會好的！

[–]Numero_20sage kyrie 102 points 5 hours ago

I mean what a game though. Kyrie almost made me have a heart attack. Even though it was a loss, this game just made me love basketball and the team even more.

籃網(wǎng)球迷：我想說：精彩的比賽！歐文差點(diǎn)讓我心臟病發(fā)作了。雖然輸了，但這場比賽讓我更愛籃球更愛這支球隊(duì)了。

[–]Ok_Journalist_9627 5 points 5 hours ago

Don’t be a fake fan. I stand with Kyrie. Fuck Boston we will be back.

球迷：作為球迷就要剛！我支持歐文。去他的波士頓，我們要干回來！

[–]rebirthandrecover 5 points 3 hours ago

Celtics fan here. Playing against Kyrie is always so stressful - comfortable lead doesn’t exist. This feels like it’s going to be the best series of the postseason. Here’s to healthy players and fair officiating. Best of luck.

球迷：我是凱爾特人球迷。與歐文的比賽總是充滿壓力——我們不可能輕松領(lǐng)先。感覺這將是季后賽中最好的系列賽。愿球員都保持健康，愿裁判都公平公正！祝好運(yùn)！

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