鍵盤俠按計(jì)劃先輸兩場(chǎng)猛龍不慌？數(shù)字人罰球太多裁判被噴

你們是輸給了超級(jí)罰球兄弟！

【賽后貼】東部季后賽首輪G2，76人主場(chǎng)112-97戰(zhàn)勝猛龍，系列賽2-0領(lǐng)先。

雙方關(guān)鍵球員數(shù)據(jù)：

76人：恩比德31分11板，馬克西23分9籃板8助攻1失誤，哈登14分6籃板6助攻5失誤，哈里斯20分10籃板3蓋帽，丹尼-格林11分3助攻2蓋帽，塞布爾5分3蓋帽。

猛龍：阿努諾比26分3助攻4犯規(guī)，西亞卡姆20分10籃板5助攻5犯規(guī)，特倫特0分4犯規(guī)，范弗里特20分4籃板7助攻3斷2蓋帽，布歇17分8籃板2蓋帽，弗林0分4犯規(guī)。

[–]RaptorsNot-Post-Malone 497 points 6 hours ago

Nephews here really think we aren’t losing on purpose.

Nick Nurse has studied Glenn these past few years. We just need to go down 1-3 to win the series. It’s all part of the plan.#TrustTheProcess

猛龍球迷：弟弟們，難道不相信我們是故意輸?shù)膯?？尼?納斯這幾年可一直在研究格倫，我們只需要先輸個(gè)1-3，就一定能贏下系列賽！輸兩場(chǎng)，都在計(jì)劃內(nèi)！

[–]RaptorsOhmagada 82 points 6 hours ago

Im not worried, Scottie got "injured" to give Glenn false hope. Scottie comes back game 4 when we down 3-0 and we reverse sweep.

猛龍球迷：我不擔(dān)心！巴恩斯的受傷是為了迷惑格倫。下一場(chǎng)我們還會(huì)輸，然后第四場(chǎng)巴恩斯復(fù)出贏下比賽，下面就是逆轉(zhuǎn)的好戲了！

[–]76ersBig_Willy_Stylez 20 points 6 hours ago

I'm so scared that this is an actual possibility.

76人球迷：我真害怕這會(huì)變成真的！

[–]76ersbicyclingdonkey 62 points 5 hours ago

If that happens there would be a public execution on broad street lmao

76人球迷：如果真被逆轉(zhuǎn)了，就拉出去砍了吧！

[–]thetroublewithteddy 9 points 6 hours ago

then fuck Doc off.

球迷：去……的吧！

[–]SimmonsReqNDA4Sex 6 points 3 hours ago

you ever drink baileys from a shoe?

球迷：何嘴臭？鞋飲酒？！

[–]Timpa87 156 points 5 hours ago

If you get outscored by like 10pts in the 2nd when Embiid is on the bench you deserve an L

球迷：當(dāng)?shù)诙?jié)恩比德在場(chǎng)下休息時(shí)你們還被反超了10分，那就活該輸了！

[–]Raptorsgolden_rhino 9 points 5 hours ago

Harsh, but fair.

猛龍球迷：傷害性和侮辱性都很強(qiáng)，但……我無(wú)力反駁！

[–]Cheechers23Kyle Towelry 10 points 4 hours ago

I actually mentioned earlier today in this thread I wonder if we'll shift our secondary defensive focus from Harden to Maxey. Harden's too good of a playmaker to stack and trap, but he's not a great at the catch and shoot. Maxey isn't a great playmaker, so putting more focus on him in terms of trapping and doubling, and just letting OG stick to Harden might be a strat to explore

猛龍球迷：我今天早就在這里說(shuō)過(guò)，我們?cè)摪逊朗刈⒁饬墓寝D(zhuǎn)移到馬克西身上。哈登是個(gè)好的組織核心，但他不擅長(zhǎng)接球出手，而馬克西剛好相反。那我們是不是可以全場(chǎng)貼防馬克西甚至包夾馬克西，而讓阿努諾比單防哈登呢？

[–]Raptorsjce_ 10 points 4 hours ago

I said at the start of the series Embiid is inevitable. Harden wont be the big issue it will be Maxey.

猛龍球迷：我在一開始就說(shuō)了，防不住恩比德在計(jì)劃內(nèi)。哈登老矣，要提防馬克西！

[–][HOU] Alperen ?engünanthonyde726 334 points 4 hours ago

Maxey's so fucking fast

火箭球迷：馬克西快的一匹！

[–]RaptorsAreYouAJedi 863 points 4 hours ago

Maxey is unreal though

猛龍球迷：馬克西一定是開掛了！

[–]76ersdownunderpunter 6 points 3 hours ago

According to the Ringer he "lacks top-end quickness and acceleration."

https://nbadraft.theringer.com/2020/

76人球迷：磚家當(dāng)時(shí)說(shuō)馬克西沒(méi)有頂級(jí)的速度也沒(méi)有加速能力！

標(biāo)紅處：缺少頂級(jí)的速度和加速能力

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 55 points 4 hours ago

His acceleration and deceleration when handling with the ball is on point

猛龍球迷：他控球時(shí)，那換檔速度不要太熟練好吧！

[–]hobosavant 464 points 5 hours ago*

deandre jordan 0 min

bball paul 11 min

WOOPTY WOOPTY WOO

球迷：小喬丹出場(chǎng)0分鐘，保羅-里德出場(chǎng)11分鐘！今天天氣好晴朗，好晴朗~~

[–]ClippersYashotoayoshi 852 points 4 hours ago

The fact that Doc has not played DJ even a single minute is sus and Raptor fans should inform the league that the man currently on the sidelines is not Doc Rivers.

快船球迷：76人主教練沒(méi)讓小喬丹上場(chǎng)，這太可疑了！猛龍球迷該去報(bào)警，76人場(chǎng)邊那個(gè)人肯定不是道格-里弗斯！

[–]Celticsstealer_of_monkeys 113 points 3 hours ago

He's waiting for the 3-1 lead to unleash DJ

凱爾特人球迷：他要等到大比分3-1的時(shí)候激活小喬丹！

[–]RaptorsMesocosmFather 682 points 4 hours ago

Only a 15 point loss this time[手動(dòng)狗頭]

猛龍球迷：這場(chǎng)只輸了15分噢[手動(dòng)狗頭]

[–]Assumption-Putrid 324 points 3 hours ago

At this pace Raptors will only lose game 4 by 5

球迷：按你的算法，猛龍第四場(chǎng)就只輸5分了！

[–]RaptorsMesocosmFather 167 points 3 hours ago

A loss by 5 isn’t actually a loss. I’ll explain it to you later.

猛龍球迷：分差不超過(guò)5分，那都不算輸球！到時(shí)候我再給你解釋！

[–]Celticsm1n1gator 86 points 3 hours ago

Raptors in 9

凱爾特人球迷：系列賽打9場(chǎng)的話，那就是猛龍勝出，厲害呀！

[–]thatsmydaawwgg 7 KYLE LOWRY 23 points 5 hours ago

Should they play Miami, I hope Butler gives them all the smoke and Embiid leaves like

猛龍球迷：等76人打熱火的時(shí)候，我希望巴特勒也可以把恩比德打哭！

[–][PHI] Jahlil OkaforTrollfailbot 4 points 4 hours ago

Raptors fans already on their knees pleading with God to have the Heat win.

You don't even see Heat fans with this much confidence.

76人球迷：猛龍球迷都已經(jīng)開始祈禱熱火贏球了？！熱火球迷也沒(méi)那么自信?。?/p>

[–]RaptorsDarkstonePublishing 90 points 4 hours ago

And it’s only game 2 baby!!!

猛龍球迷：才第二場(chǎng)而已！

[–][DET] Bol Bolyodeadasss 109 points 4 hours ago

Only 2 games left!

活塞球迷：可能只剩2場(chǎng)了！

[–]RaptorsChris--Bosh 91 points 4 hours ago

Pistons fans talking crazy cuz they can only beat us

猛龍球迷：我尼……哎，原來(lái)是活塞老鐵啊，打不過(guò)你們，你怎么說(shuō)都行。

[–]shaker7 195 points 5 hours ago

“Where do we go from here Kawhi?”

“To Toronto for game 3”

猛龍球迷：“卡哇伊，接下來(lái)怎么辦？”“回多倫多打第三場(chǎng)！”

[–]AHImusicBarnsR4GOATs??? 138 points 5 hours ago*

Forget everything else. For most of this game Philly had 3x the FTs we had. There was nothing good about this game but there’s also not much you can do about that.

Can’t build rhythm, can’t build momentum, can’t play your game.

猛龍球迷：先不說(shuō)其他，全場(chǎng)下來(lái)76人的罰球數(shù)是我們的3倍。我們這場(chǎng)打的是不好，但那么多罰球真讓人無(wú)奈！打不出自己的節(jié)奏，無(wú)法起勢(shì)，肯定贏不了比賽！

[–]Blur_HAir Congo 20 points 5 hours ago

The refs were really only a factor in the first quarter. The rest of the game we lost on our own

猛龍球迷：裁判第一節(jié)確實(shí)在幫76人！但其他三節(jié)，我們真是憑實(shí)力輸?shù)模?/p>

這是做了什么好吃的？——范弗里特23投7中

[–]Raptorseastern_canadient 87 points 4 hours ago

We are really good at complaining about refs. We have trained for years. The refs are terrible and we need to talk about it (when we are losing, of course.)

Freddy needs to have another kid and at this point it'll have to be an adoption.

猛龍球迷：噴裁判？！我們太擅長(zhǎng)了，我們可是練了好幾年了！裁判那么垃圾，我們當(dāng)然要噴！

范喬丹再去生個(gè)兒子吧！時(shí)間不夠，收養(yǎng)一個(gè)也行??！

[–]76ersdoctorwormactualworm 87 points 6 hours ago

The Danny Green game

76人球迷：這場(chǎng)比賽屬于丹尼-格林！

[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidHoIdTheDoor 272 points 6 hours ago

WHAT DID WE JUST SEE

76人球迷：剛才我們看到的，那是真的嗎？

[–]76ersSaquon 51 points 6 hours ago

Doesn’t compute

Dunks and then jogs like he has a bad back and weak knees

76人球迷：這不合理?。∽呗奉濐澪∥?，扣籃你是真發(fā)力?。?/p>

相關(guān)新聞：格林扣籃后隊(duì)友檢查他的腿

[–][PHI] T.J. McConnellSamTheSidekick 72 points 6 hours ago

he’s getting drug tested tomorrow

76人球迷：明天安排他尿檢！

[–]76ersInternetsSpokesman 130 points 6 hours ago

WHAT. YEAR. IS. IT?!?!

76人球迷：我穿越了嗎？

[–]RaptorsYolo_Swaggins_Yeet 6 points 5 hours ago

It’s 2009, rookie Green popping off

76人球迷：現(xiàn)在就是2009年，菜鳥格林暴走了！

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