鍵盤俠圍魏救趙數(shù)字人吸引火力頂薪續(xù)約37歲哈登拿6千萬(wàn)？

阿努諾比和巴恩斯鎖死了你們的球隊(duì)

【賽后貼】季后賽東部首輪G5，76人88-103不敵猛龍，大比分來(lái)到了3-2。

雙方關(guān)鍵球員數(shù)據(jù)：

76人：恩比德20分11板4助，哈登15分2板7助1斷1帽，馬克西12分2板4助1斷，哈里斯16分7板4助，丹尼-格林14分4板2斷，尼昂3分1板，塞布爾2分2板。

猛龍：西亞卡姆23分10板7助，特倫特16分1板3助2斷，阿努諾比16分5板4助2斷，巴恩斯12分8板4助3斷，阿丘瓦17分7板3帽，布歇6分4板，賽迪斯-楊3分3板3助1斷。

[–]Netsiknowstats 33 points 3 hours ago

Please, this is the only thing that can take some heat off us

籃網(wǎng)球迷：感謝老鐵幫忙分擔(dān)火力！

[–]Netszapdos6244 17 points 4 hours ago

At least most teams get swept in the first round right? Blowing a 3-0 lead has never happened before

籃網(wǎng)球迷：至少很多球隊(duì)在首輪都被橫掃過(guò)，對(duì)吧？3-0領(lǐng)先再輸?shù)粝盗匈愡€沒(méi)發(fā)生過(guò)，不是嗎？

[–]Raptorsits_the_luge 2 points 3 hours ago

Can’t blow a 3-0 lead if you just lose 4 straight

points to temple

猛龍球迷：我捋了捋，你看啊，你們是因?yàn)檫B輸四場(chǎng)，沒(méi)機(jī)會(huì)以3-0領(lǐng)先吧？！

[–]distinctidiot 1 point 32 minutes ago*

the nets choked hard this offseason but what the sixers could do would be an all time historic choke in basketball making history. All the heat on the nets is gone if the 76ers somehow pull it off.

球迷：籃網(wǎng)的休賽季肯定很難了！但76人被淘汰，那可是創(chuàng)NBA歷史紀(jì)錄了！如果76人真的被逆橫掃，籃網(wǎng)那都不叫事兒！

[–]simon2105 1786 points 4 hours ago

Give me the reverse sweep Toronto.

I want to witness history.

球迷：猛龍，來(lái)個(gè)逆橫掃吧！我要見(jiàn)證歷史！

[–]RaptorsSCOTTlEBARNES 146 points 4 hours ago

time to make history big baby

猛龍球迷：老baby們，是時(shí)候創(chuàng)造歷史了！

[–]Raptorsfoofighter1351 2729 points 4 hours ago

Shit man, I'm starting to believe.

猛龍球迷：老子要開始相信奇跡了！

[–]CelticsMaxidaz 413 points 4 hours ago

Now that the Nets are eliminated the entire NBA is rooting for you Canada

凱爾特人球迷：既然籃網(wǎng)已經(jīng)被橫掃了，現(xiàn)在整個(gè)NBA都是猛龍的球迷了！

[–]iamjaydubs 259 points 5 hours ago

Everyone but Philly wants this series to go to 7.

球迷：除了76人隊(duì)之外，大家都希望打搶七！

[–]76ersmister1986 151 points 5 hours ago

If we lose game 6, then we'll root for the Raptors to win game 7 just to put us out of our misery and hopefully get Doc fired lol

76人球迷：如果天王山之戰(zhàn)我們也輸?shù)脑?，我就支持猛龍贏下第七場(chǎng)！寧愿承受這樣的痛楚，也要讓里弗斯下課！

[–]Raptorsgolden_rhino 97 points 5 hours ago

I know the feeling of hating your own team more than anyone else ever could.

猛龍球迷：自己的主隊(duì)變成你最厭惡的球隊(duì)，這種痛我懂！

[–]RaptorsKingREX_24 3964 points 3 hours ago

Doc Rivers is sweating bullets rn.

猛龍球迷：現(xiàn)在老里肯定汗流如注！

[–]_SSJeffo_ 164 points 3 hours ago

No coach has ever blown a 3-0 lead in NBA playoffs history. Enter doc rivers

球迷：NBA歷史上還沒(méi)有教練3-0后被逆轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)。讓里弗斯來(lái)挑戰(zhàn)一下他的軟肋！

[–]LakersPalifaith 54 points 3 hours ago

If anyone can do it, it is Doc Rivers.

湖人球迷：如果有人能做到，那一定是里弗斯！

[–]RisingToMediocrity 2 points 3 hours ago

Nothing is impossible when Doc is at the helmet.

球迷：里弗斯拿到賽點(diǎn)之后，沒(méi)有什么不可能！

[–]Trail Blazerstrailblazers100 109 points 3 hours ago

If there is 1 coaching matchup that could lead to 3-0 come back. I'd wager on Nurse vs Doc. Doctors would be nothing without a Nurse

開拓者球迷：如果有兩位教練能上演一出3-0后被逆轉(zhuǎn)的好戲，我愿賭納斯VS道格！沒(méi)有護(hù)士，醫(yī)生也不行！

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 121 points 3 hours ago

Doc “No lead is ever safe” Rivers

馬刺球迷：里弗斯應(yīng)該叫：道格-領(lǐng)先就不穩(wěn)-里弗斯！

[–]BucksHephaestusClangBang 1 point 3 hours ago

Doc Rivers is a Top 5 all time coach; he can find a way!There's no way the Sixers actually blows a 3-0 lead right?

雄鹿球迷：里弗斯是歷史前五教練，他會(huì)做出改變的！76人不會(huì)在3-0之后被你橫掃的，對(duì)嗎？

[–]NBAWaterman_619 291 points 3 hours ago

Right?

NBA球迷：對(duì)……嗎？

“別擔(dān)心，一切盡在掌握！”“太好了，老里！你會(huì)做出調(diào)整的，對(duì)嗎？”“……”“對(duì)嗎？”

[–]RaptorsNoPointRacing 1503 points 4 hours ago

What are the chances Doc’s adjustment next game is introducing DeAndre Jordan?

猛龍球迷：下場(chǎng)里弗斯能如何調(diào)整，祭出小喬丹嗎？

[–][TOR] Amir JohnsonIanicRR 54 points 4 hours ago

DAJ and Paul Millsap together.

猛龍球迷：小喬丹和米爾薩普，臥龍鳳雛齊出！

[–]WarriorsGOAT-of-a-Nerd 144 points 5 hours ago

no MVP candidate has ever blown a 3-0 lead in the playoffs in NBA history

勇士球迷：NBA歷史上可沒(méi)有MVP候選人3-0領(lǐng)先后被逆橫掃的！

[–]Italygentyent 56 points 5 hours ago

no one has ever blown a 3-0 in general lmao

球迷：就沒(méi)有“人”3-0領(lǐng)先后被逆橫掃的吧？哈哈哈

[–]WarriorsGOAT-of-a-Nerd 54 points 5 hours ago

thats the joke haha, referring to the post made about how no mvp got swept in the first round

勇士球迷：就是講個(gè)笑話，去看看之前的新聞，他們還說(shuō)沒(méi)有MVP得主曾在季后賽首輪被橫掃過(guò)！

[–]RaptorsmMounirM 1857 points 4 hours ago

Fred VanVleet gets injured

Toronto 6'9ers: Call an ambulance. but not for me!

猛龍球迷：范喬丹受傷！猛龍的鋒線長(zhǎng)手怪們：叫救護(hù)車，但，是給對(duì)面！

【圖片數(shù)據(jù)】猛龍的長(zhǎng)手怪們(身高未按表中數(shù)據(jù)換算，均按數(shù)據(jù))：巴恩斯身高201cm,臂展約220cm；布歇身高206cm，臂展約225cm；西亞卡姆身高203cm，臂展約222cm；阿努諾比身高201cm，臂展約219cm；阿丘瓦身高203cm，臂展約216cm；伯奇身高206cm，臂展約216cm

[–]succulentmeoff 208 points 4 hours ago

Fred was useless against philly in 2019 too. Fred gets cooked by the speed and height of the sixers guards

球迷：2019年對(duì)陣費(fèi)城時(shí)，范喬丹就不堪大用！他被76人隊(duì)的高度和速度限制的死死的！

[–]SpursEpigoneBTA 113 points 5 hours ago

Scottie Barnes is a huge difference maker, could really see it today

馬刺球迷：我們今天都看到了，斯科蒂-巴恩斯是個(gè)頂級(jí)防守者！

[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 94 points 4 hours ago

the guy play point guard and center for us

his value is irreplaceable to this team

猛龍球迷：這家伙打得了后衛(wèi)也打得了中鋒！對(duì)我們來(lái)說(shuō)，他太重要了！

[–]Raptorscoolco 20 points 3 hours ago

I said this when he went down, Scottie is the glue to this team the way Lowry was.

猛龍球迷：他受傷下場(chǎng)的時(shí)候我就說(shuō)過(guò)，他是這支球隊(duì)的粘合劑，就像曾經(jīng)的洛瑞！

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 502 points 5 hours ago

SCOTTIE IS A GOAT. THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION BY ANY MEANS!

猛龍球迷：巴恩斯是GOAT！我絕不是在夸張！看圖！

巴恩斯擁有著：?jiǎn)痰さ囊庾R(shí)，魔術(shù)師的傳球，歐文的控球，奧拉朱旺的防守，科比的腳步，威少的速度，詹姆斯的運(yùn)動(dòng)能力，喬丹的關(guān)鍵球能力，張伯倫的力量，庫(kù)里的投籃能力，杜蘭特的身高。

[–]RaptorsTheGoobKid 259 points 5 hours ago

Devil works hard but Raps redditors work harder

猛龍球迷：是人是鬼都在秀，猛龍段子手最優(yōu)秀！

[–]DemonsReturns7 1 point 3 hours ago

The Mavs showed how you play a game fucking 5 at home

Totally opposite of what our shitty Sixers did…..

It seems like the biggest games the Sixers have shown that they stand as tall as a midget next to Yao Ming

The game against the No defense Nets with Bum Simmons sitting with his smug face on the bench we played the worst game of our season

Then we have game 4 to close out the raps and we shrunk

Game 5 back at home with the Raps down an all star PG and we shrink even further

The Raps on the other hand lose 3 games in a row with game 3 lost on a buzzer beater and instead of folding they stand up tall

76人球迷小作文：獨(dú)行俠給你們演示了G5的主場(chǎng)該怎么打！我們的主隊(duì)打得太拉了！和獨(dú)行俠這么一比，76人就像一個(gè)站在姚明身邊的侏儒！打毫無(wú)防守的籃網(wǎng)那場(chǎng)，讓西蒙斯坐在替補(bǔ)席上都笑出聲了，那簡(jiǎn)直是恥辱！在G4的時(shí)候我們有希望終結(jié)系列賽，然后我們拉了！G5回到主場(chǎng)，猛龍還缺了一個(gè)全明星后衛(wèi)，我們拉的更厲害了！你看看人家猛龍，在G3那場(chǎng)被絕殺之后是什么表現(xiàn)，他們?cè)趺淳蜎](méi)拉呢？！

[–]justdrop 1 point 3 hours ago

Maxey was getting mauled games 3 and 4 with barely any calls, now he looks afraid to go inside since they swarm whenever he does. He has to grow some balls. Everyone needs to stop being fucking lazy besides Tobi and even Danny had energy tonight (even if he airballed twice.)

76人球迷：G3和G4馬克西得不到哨子后就被打怕了，現(xiàn)在只要對(duì)方防守他，他都不敢沖擊內(nèi)線！他還需要長(zhǎng)球！雖然今天丹尼-格林投了兩個(gè)三不沾，但是也只有他和哈里斯在拼，其他人都TND動(dòng)起來(lái)吧！

[–]justdrop 19 points 4 hours ago

If you told anyone prior to the postseason that Tobias Harris would show more effort than the rest of the team, you would've eaten shit.

76人球迷：如果在季后賽開始之前，你去給別人說(shuō)哈里斯會(huì)比隊(duì)內(nèi)其他人都更想贏，你多少是有點(diǎn)大病！

[–]bigSpeakersReddit 0 points 3 hours ago

omg this is literally killing me man i don’t think i’ll be able to recover from this.

76人球迷：兄弟，太扎心了，我整個(gè)人都不好了！

[–]thegrittyrnmoreyball 7 points 4 hours ago

We’re not even playing DeAndre Jordan yet lol

We’d probably still win this series, but this team is going to get absolutely clapped by Miami

Just prolonging the suffering

76人球迷：這還是我們沒(méi)上小喬丹呢！我們還是有可能贏下這輪系列賽的，但是下一輪一定會(huì)被熱火打爆！痛苦，是用來(lái)習(xí)慣的！

[–]Suns Bandwagonrelicofabygoneage 115 points 5 hours ago*

"Can Harden be the point guard on a championship team?"

"I don't know the answer to that."

太陽(yáng)球迷：?jiǎn)枺汗悄艹蔀橐恢Ч谲娗蜿?duì)的控衛(wèi)嗎？ 答：這題我不會(huì)！

[–]Character_Safety_519 186 points 4 hours ago

Q: which team won the Simmons/Harden trade?

A: no

球迷：?jiǎn)枺汗呛臀髅伤菇灰?，哪支球?duì)獲利？ 答：這題我也不會(huì)！

[–]NBAEarthWarping 110 points 4 hours ago

Harden trade might be a lose-lose somehow.

NBA球迷：哈登的交易，籃網(wǎng)輸了，76人可能也輸了！

[–]LakersNotClayMerritt [score hidden] 28 minutes ago

The most fair trade in NBA history when you think about it. Useless player for washed up player.

湖人球迷：這是NBA史上最公平的交易！打不了的換來(lái)一個(gè)打不好的！

[–]LakersPalifaith 502 points 4 hours ago

Ben Simmons requested to be traded out of Philly to avoid being part of the first ever blown 3-0 lead. If that's not high IQ I don't know what is.

湖人球迷：西蒙斯要求76人隊(duì)把他交易掉，就是為了避免成為首支3-0后被逆橫掃球隊(duì)的一員！如果說(shuō)這不是高智商，那我都不知道該怎么夸他了！

[–]KoBxElucidator 6 points 4 hours ago

If Harden signs a 5-year max deal, Embiid NEEDS to demand a trade if he ever wants a ring. And I would fully support it. Hell I'd probably follow him to that team.

76人球迷：如果哈登簽下一份5年頂薪，恩比德如果還想拿總冠軍就需要讓球隊(duì)交易自己！而我會(huì)支持恩比德的交易，我可能還會(huì)成為他新球隊(duì)的球迷！

[–]HeatS1UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 533 points 5 hours ago

James Harden's contract (if he re-signs this summer):

2023: $47,366,760 (AGE: 33)

2024: $49,735,098 (AGE: 34)

2025: $53,713,905 (AGE: 35)

2026: $57,692,712 (AGE: 36)

2027: $61,671,519 (AGE: 37)

熱火球迷：如果哈登夏天續(xù)約，他的合同是這樣的：2023年，哈登33歲，工資4736萬(wàn)；2024年，哈登34歲，工資4973萬(wàn)；2025年，哈登35歲，工資5371萬(wàn)；2026年，哈登36歲，工資5769萬(wàn)；2027年，37歲，工資6167萬(wàn)。

[–]RaptorsJwarrior521 136 points 5 hours ago

Paying 37 year old Harden 61 mil a year oh my cya later Philly

猛龍球迷：為37歲的哈登支付6100萬(wàn)美刀，我只能對(duì)未來(lái)的數(shù)字人說(shuō)拜拜了！

[–]BullsMoulinRube 6 points 5 hours ago

61 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS BRO??????????

公牛球迷：你確定是踏馬的陸仟壹佰萬(wàn)美刀嗎？？？？？？？？

[–]76ersNetwealth5 7 points 5 hours ago

And the problem is you pretty much have to give it to him

76人球迷：關(guān)鍵是，這么大的合同，你不給還不行！

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